I get up 6.30 in morning an prepare tea. That by itself would be quite odd, since I don't get up at 6.30 in the morning and I certainly don't have tea... unless I've a really bad cold.
Shortly thereafter my handyman arrives. Turns out to be porn star Stevie Cruz... and he arrived in the Voyager Delta Flyer. You would think that someone arriving in the Delta Flyer would be a little out of the ordinary, but that seemed to be completely normal. Apparently hiring a porn star as handyman is nothing out of the ordinary. I'm sure he's good with tools, but those tools are not usually used in home remodel.
So we went to work and started with the remodel of bedroom #4. Funny thing is our house doesn't even have 4 bedrooms.
First my handyman and I tear all the cabinets out of the bedroom. Apparently there used to be a kitchen in the bedroom. But I leave the the stove in there. After that we start tiling the feature wall, but we still don't remove the stove... we just tiled over it. Neither of that did strike my handyman as being out of the ordinary.
Next we cut a hole in the floor and put in a staircase... and suddenly you have the option to swim out to the hot tub. At the time it seemed to be the most logical thing to do.
After that we put in a wet bar, where the kitchen used to be... but now the stove (that we tiled over) has now become a wine fridge with a kegerator on top of it. Apparently noting that needs to be questioned either.
Next up was to put the bed in. Once everything was complete I ended up with a crossover between between bedroom, dungeon, wet-bar and screening room. I was mighty proud of the accomplishment.
After that we said good bye and my handyman left in the Delta Flyer.
Once I woke up it occurred to me that there was one part of that dream that was particularly bizarre: You hire a porn star as handyman and you don't get to make out with him. That has to be the definition of absolutely bizarre!!
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